Friday, January 19, 2007

TICKET = somthing extra

Well i went to court today... I'm frustrated. The cop knew i didn't do anything wrong he just had to make his ticket quota which is LAME because i did NOT run a red lite. Well i didn't say a work except i accept to the judges question "do you accept the lesser charge of traffic impediment". What ever no points hundred dollar fine it all good. Time for a short story i am about to write....

In Russia there once lived a rat who wanted to dine on fine wines and cheeses. This rats name was Greg. Unfortunately for Greg it was during the rein of Stalin so mother Russia didn't have much of anything. Greg lived in an old prison in the heart of Moscow. This prison was where all of the war criminals stayed during the war. Greg lived under a bunk in cell 113 with an old man who every one called kirney. Kirney had tangled gray hair and two missing fingers which was the result of the butchering he used to do before he was caught. George and Kirney were both good friends and would talk daily about what life would be like outside of prison. One day Kirney was sending a package to his daughter Lindsy who lived in France and Greg hoped into the box when kirney looked over his shoulder at the slop the guard had just shoved through the door. Before Greg knew it he was looking up at Lindsy who screamed and ran away when she realized what she was looking at. It was then when Greg ran around the corner and slipped into a tiny hole that he found under the living room sofa. it was there that he saw what his new life would be like. Greg saw couches a tub and even a kitchen which was tucked away behind the next stud in the wall. Greg realized that he would be living like a king from now on but there was one thing that he needed and that was food. Greg after coming to this conclusion sneaked around the corner and popped onto the counter and grabbed some cheese and took a bucket of wine out of Lindsey's glass. He then took it back to his room and ate like a king for days until about a week later he heard a knock on the door. Greg slowly walked out of his hole and to the edge of the couch. To his demise he saw the exterminator. Greg quickly turned around and ran quickly back to his hole. It only took the exterminator 5 minutes to find Greg and quickly snatched him up and put him in a trap where Greg eventually died. While in the trap before Greg died he realized that he left his true friend Kriney back in Russia and he was getting what he deserved for leaving him alone. (THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T LEAVE YOUR TRUE FRIENDS FOR WHAT SEEMS TO BE BETTER THINGS BECAUSE YOU MAY REGRET IT LATER)

1 comment:

Estrella Bella said...

Why didn't you tell me you were going to court today!!!

And oh man, you're stories are a little bit crazy.