Squirt bottles are very delightful, but they bring out the worst sides in people. For instance the most kind hearted person in the world will feel the need to squirt someone just to see the sheer terror face when they get hit with the cold blast of water. That all i have to say about that.

There once was a turtle who lived in a log down by the river. This turtle was a small fellow in fact all of his turtle friends made fun of him when the would play basket ball on the lily pads. All of his friends called him Nate so that's was the name he went by. One day Nate was walking to the tall oak tree looking for something to eat when his friend Tim came and asked him to hoop it up at the main lily pad at the center of the pond. Nate said "OK" as he thought in his mind "what am i doing i suck at B-ball." When they finally made it to the court every one was amazing. They were all varsity players at his school he was obviously out of his league. During the warm up his team mates were draining threes while he could barley make a lay up. A tear ran down his cheek as he realized that he was out of his mind for agreeing to play with these people. It was then when his friend Tim walked up and told him to try his hardest and good things will happen. They were playing a game to 21 and the score was 19-19. The ball was in Nate's hands and he was outside the ark. Every thing got slow as Tim yelled SHOOOOOOT! Nate shot the ball and it hit the rim bounces up hit the back board and finally went in. As this happened he yelled KOBE! It was then that he was the man on the court and he went down in history as big Nate the balla. (THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES AND IF YOUR TRY YOU CAN SUCCEED)